The American Adventures Of Surelick Holmes
Studio: Bijou
Campy, cum-filled, comic, and quirky, The American Adventures of Surelick Holmes is a subversive movie and a one of a kind in the world of porn. From scene to scene it trippingly switches from high camp to nasty mouth cum shots to painfully bad but funny acting to pissing to transvestite sex to S/M, all the while parodying that bastion of detectives, Sherlock Holmes.
The men are average looking, but each with a sexy unusual look that make them strangely appealing, and all wear period clothes in the sex scenes. The long hair, bell-bottom jeans, and retro music mark it signature 1970s vintage porn. In the end it will intrigue and amuse. A must-see for porn aficionados.
Surelick Holmes receives a call from his detective friend, Charles Head, to come to America to consult on a case. David Chandler plays Surelick, a long and lean man with striking dark hair and a light complexion, with a strange sexual appeal that carries the film. On the plane over to America Dr. Wat, played by Frank Massey, sucks Surelick off. Here we find that Dr. Wat has two passions: sucking cock and crocheting both of which he does constantly throughout the movie. In America, Surelick goes to see the detective Charles Head, played by Zebedy Colt. Zebedy is a regular guy, with exaggerated intense features, again no true beauty but with a strange masculine sexual appeal that draws you in. Throughout the cocksucking they discuss the case which is one of the hallmarks of the film: the zany plot is constantly worked into and discussed in the sex scenes for good or for bad. There is a hell of a lot of cum that drools out of his mouth, and Detective Head shoots a huge load over his jeans. Then Zebedy gets fucked by Surelick (who keeps his coat and hat on the whole time) and Wat arrives chiding them for not working. Detective Head replies by saying What do you mean were not working, what does it look like?... Were just fucking around? typical of the campy humor that permeates throughout the movie. Wat gets back to crocheting and sucking cock. The camera switches back and forth between the detectives ass and Wats mouth. And though you dont see the actual ejaculation, there is tons more cum shared between Wat and Detective Head, slobbering all over Surelicks slimy dick.
The case Surelick is investigating revolves around a blackmail plot against Mr. Rich Bitch. Unless one million dollars is paid, the board members of Mr. Rich Bitchs company will be castrated. It is implied that Mr. Rich Bitch is into S/M so Surelick and Wat need to go to an S/M bar for a demonstration of whipping as research. An attractive man is spanked, lightly whipped, face-fucked then pissed on by a domineering black man. Surelick and Wat leave to find Mr. Rich Bitch who is getting sucked off by his Butler. In this movie, people in clothes in regular settings drop to their knees and just start sucking cock for no rea, a zany alternative universe. Mr. Rich Bitch is campy and pudgy, funny in ways but does not exactly exude sexual energy and attraction. This progresses into a five-man orgy that ends up with lots of cum. It doesnt shoot out of the cocks in the scene, it comes out of the guys mouth, simulated, yes, but the cum sure looks real nasty and messy.
A subplot of the of Mr. Rich Bitch is introduced who goes to his for money with his new lover. In their room they have a quick suck and fuck - both are very slim and cute, the twinks of the movie. They are then ged by Mr. Bitch and put in chains in the basement where they are lightly whipped and to suck cock The butler joins in, ending up with more of those mysterious but copious cum shots. Meanwhile, Surelick gets closer to solving the case by investigating a dress shop, the proprietor of which is a rail thin nelly man with long wispy hair and a mustache too big for his face. As they discuss the ransom Surelick drops to his knees and sucks the thin guy off, the campy dialogue intermingled with the sucking. A bag man comes in (dont ask why) sees the guys engaged in fellatio and crawls out. Holmes investigation brings him to a mens washroom where there is some orgy action with the domineering black man, and a very hot guy in a suit. One of the best cumshots of the flick happens here where the suited guy gets his face and hair blasted with spunk where you actually see the cum gush full out of the cock. Very tasty. As the case comes to a close (as does Wats crocheting) it gets zanier by the minute with some improvised dialogue that goes on a bit too long, until the finale when Surelick has his way with Maryorty played by Barry Warfel topping off the film with a little transvestite sex.
Format: avi
Duration: 1:29:14
Video: 512x384, XviD, 1125kbps
Audio: 125kbps
File size: 824.8 MB
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